Pegasus 3 has me at a slight disadvantage, since I’d previously neither heard of, nor seen, Pegasus or Pegasus 2, but since the trailer made it look like a ‘comedy F1‘, I didn’t think I’d …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of DOLLY!
Dolly proves that if you go down to the woods today, you’ll come across an immensely tall and strong woman, surrounded by creepy dollies nailed to the trees. Yes, I think that garnered the 18-certificate …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of COLD STORAGE!
Cold Storage opens in Western Australia, where there’s panic on the streets after excess debris rains down to Earth from the 1979 Skylab satellite, since a terrestrial fungus was sent up into space, but then …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of MOTHER’S PRIDE!
Mother’s Pride – If there was ever a film where you could say you’ve seen it, purely based on just seeing the trailer, THIS is it… although despite it drifting through my brain several times, …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THE BRIDE!
The Bride tells us that Mary Shelley wrote Frankstein in 1818, which somehow must explain why Jessie Buckley (Hamnet) – mostly in the titular role – occasionally appears as Shelley, in some arty-farty shots that …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of PENNUM PORATTUM! (aka Girl And The Fools Parade)
Pennum Porattum… aka, Girl And The Fools Parade, is a new Malayalam comedy which only had one showing altogether at my local Odeon, and even those such films with multiple screenings, such as Lokah Chapter …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of WASTEMAN!
Wasteman shows that if there’s one thing prisoners should NOT be allowed in their cell, it’s a kettle, since all they seem to do if pour sugar in it, boil it up and then throw …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of SCREAM 7!
Scream 7… yes, we’re doing this dance again. In the latest entry for the septet of films to date, there’s the usual opening death scene, this time with a young couple visting the murder house …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of HOPPERS in 3D & How I Kicked Out 6 Chatty Teenagers From The Cinema!
Hoppers is a new Disney/Pixar animation,which opens with young Mabel in Beaverton, who enjoying spending time with her grandmother in the local forest glade, and all the nature that surrounds them. Alas, fast-forward ten years, …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of CHARLI XCX’S THE MOMENT!
The Moment sees popular music singer Charli XCX playing a slight fictionalised version of herself. It’s September 2024, she’s just had a “Brat summer” – which I understand relates to her album of the same …
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