Another World is a gorgeous Cantonese anime movie, which rather reminds me of the videogame Gris, albeit with a similarly baffling plot that takes some time to get your head around. In this one, life’s …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of HAMLET (2026)!
Hamlet 2026: Whenever there’s a new version of this Shakespeare play, we have to ask, will it be as good as Mel Gibson’s 1990 movie? Well, what doesn’t help is that it’s told in Olde-Worlde …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THE DAY THE EARTH BLEW UP: A LOONEY TUNES MOVIE!
The Day the Earth Blew Up was released in the US in March 2025, but has taken almost a year to come to the UK for some reason. Still, I’ll put this upfront that it’s …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THE STRANGERS CHAPTER 3!
The Strangers Chapter 3 finally brings this godawful trilogy to a close. We suffered Chapter 1 back in May 2024… Then after endless delays, Chapter 2 was pushed out the door last September, and now, …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of PRIMATE!
Primate is one of those horror films that gives us a burst of gruesomeness at the start, here with the not-so-gentle Ben, after the chimpanzee is adopted by a family, all unaware of the fact …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of SHELTER!
Shelter sees Jason Statham (A Working Man) breaking NEW ground in a movie… because he has a BEARD! For the past 300 years, he’s lived his life like a hermit, in a lighthouse in the …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of IS THIS THING ON?
Is This Thing On? has something I wasn’t expecting for a 2026 Bingo card – the rise to fame of a British stand-up comedian, but made by an American actor/director, as opposed to popping up …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of GOAT!
GOAT… so-called, because the lead, Will Harris (Caleb McLaughlin – The Book of Clarence), is a goat, and he also wants to be the greatest at all time at Roarball, rather a slight mix of …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of SAIPAN!
Saipan shows us that Roy’s definitely not keen when it comes to playing for England as they headed towards the 2002 World Cup in Japan, under manager Mick McCarthy. I haven’t watched a football match …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of MELANIA!
Melania… Melania Trump. The documentary that everyone’s talking about, but only in disparaging terms, so since there’s only once way to discover the accuracy of that, here we go… Firstly, while watching four films in …
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