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What do you look like(?)
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Around the summer of last year, Sky One broadcast a documentary about her,
but again it told us nothing. It showed her going from one modelling assignment
to another, whinging along the way about nothing, and living it up on daddy's
yacht, so to speak, in their multi-million pound house. She wants for nothing,
yet does nothing to win the crowd over.
More recently, she also became famous for going out with ex-Atomic Kitten
squeeze Fran Cosgrave. Who? That one from Travis? No, that was
Fran somethingorother, but this guy was an ex-minder for poncy boy-band
Westloife.
After an endless relationship that was similarly shoved into the spotlight
when we didn't care, we're now told that she has dumped him, since he was
so useless in bed that he needed Viagra (are you sure the problem wasn't you
and your ego, love?) and is having his baby. No doubt she'll shove her tot
in the papers, or perhaps invite them to its birth.
Do us a favour, have an abortion and hope they botch the operation
so you never have to bother us again.
Like a firework, Jodie Marsh burned at a constant intensity while manipulating
the press all that time. Then she faded away, only to burst back with a
disappointing flash (no pun intended), with the baby story, before finally
disappearing for good. Well, let's hope she never shows her stupid
cosmetically-shaped stuck-up nose again.
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