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She may sound like an easy target, but then Jordan sets herself up
way too often to be required to be taken down a peg or three.
However, what you might not realise is that there was a time when the model
was actually quite attractive, and that was *before* she
stuck a couple of plastic footballs on her chest.
It wasn't long ago that she was getting her fake boobs out in the street for
all the world to see, despite the fact that no-one did want to have their
eyesight blighted like that, and it proved what a terrible media whore she
really is.
Then there's all the "shagging" stories. I mean, if you're going to say you
slept with someone famous then at least make them famous, real stars, not
a stuttering Pop Idol runner-up with no backbone, or a has-been
pop star who, despite coming across as a likeable chap, will find that his
best days are well and truly long-gone after the hype about the brief series
set in an Australian TV studio ("jungle"? Yeah, right!) has died down.
Classy(!)
Then, even worse still comes the Jordan-wannabes. Step forward, Jodie Marsh,
who at least hasn't had her tits messed about with but has a suspectingly-dodgy
nose and tries to let everything else hang out, including her last threads of
dignity. Do yourself a favour, love, and don't drag yourself down to her level.
She's now trying to carve out a career as a serious actress, and going under
her real name of Kat(i)e Price, so what's the first job she had lined
up? Playing 'Jordan' on tacky ITV soap, Footballers' Wives.
Still not believe me that she never had fake breasts that looked like Phil
and Grant Mitchell fighting under a duvet? Have a look at
Dom's Playboy DVD review.
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