The Invite is based upon a 2020 Spanish film, The People Upstairs, aka Sentimental, by Cesc Gay, and touches on the touchy subject of wife-swapping. Joe’s (Seth Rogen – Good Fortune) a music teacher, who …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of NIGHT AND DAY!
Night And Day… billed as “Virginia Woolf’s Night & Day” in this film (but apostrophes and ampersands are not SEO-friendly), centres around Haley Bennett (Hillbilly Elegy) as budding astronomer Katharine Hilbery, but in 1910 London, …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of JACKASS: BEST AND LAST!
Jackass: Best And Last is the supposed swansong for the MTV show, followed by a film series, after 25 years of the group doing stupid stunts that you are warned NOT to recreate, and that …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of SUPERGIRL!
Supergirl: Direction. Script. Whatever. Yes, “Truth. Justice. Whatever.” is this film’s tagline, but whereas the first film had James Gunn on both of the two main duties for Superman 2025, and this one replaces them, …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of LESBIAN SPACE PRINCESS!
Lesbian Space Princess centres around introverted lesbian Saira (Shabana Azeez), a princess from Klitopia, who adores girlfriend Kiki (Bernie Van Tiel – Class Of 07), but it’s no longer reciprocated, and the latter wants to …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of TOY STORY 5!
Toy Story 5 has timely points to make about how social media should be kept away from children, and that I’m so glad it wasn’t around when I was a kid, as 9-year-old Bonnie (Scarlett …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of DISCLOSURE DAY!
Disclosure Day shows that it’s time again for Steven Spielberg to dig out the aliens… always the aliens. He’s covered this topic a number of times before in the past, so what can be bring …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of SAVAGE HOUSE!
Savage House is a perfect example of a 45-minute comedy/drama stretched out to nearly two hours. Sir Chauncey Savage (Richard E Grant) shows he’s not the catch he thinks he is, as he looks like …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of SCARY MOVIE 6!
Scary Movie 6 – finally billed upon release as simply ‘Scary Movie’, and bringing back the ‘OG cast’, even though I think the original film is the only one I’ve seen before they fell into …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE!
Masters Of The Universe poses an important question: Who the fuck is asking for a He-Man movie in 2026?? Well, clearly, someone thought this film could follow the fortunes of How To Train Your Dragon, …
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