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The Wild Robot centres around robot ROZZUM unit 7134 – aka “Roz” (Lupita Nyong’o – A Quiet Place: Day One) falling off a container ship, and ending up on a ‘Life After People’-type planet, where …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of VENOM: THE LAST DANCE in 3D!
Venom: The Last Dance concludes the trilogy with Eddie Brock (Tom Hardy – The Bikeriders) on the run for the alleged murder of Detective Mulligan (Stephen Graham – Boiling Point), from Venom: Let There Be …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THE APPRENTICE!
The Apprentice uses the title of Donald Trump’s famous TV reality show to place him in that position, from when he met the rather demanding lawyer, Roy Cohn (Jeremy Strong – The Trial Of The …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of SMILE 2!
Smile 2: Smile Harder… (nah, that’s not the correct title, as this sequel just following the basic Playstation naming system) opens “6 days later”, i.e. after the first Smile movie ended, with cop Joel (Kyle …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of SALEM’S LOT! (2024)
Salem’s Lot is a new adaptation of the Stephen King novel, previously made for TV in 1979 and 2004, with this latest one reaching cinemas in the UK, even though in the US, it’s only …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of TERRIFIER 3!
Terrifier 3 is out now in cinemas, which marks the first film in the series to get an initial release that way, given that the first two only recently had a big screen outing for …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of TRANSFORMERS ONE in 3D!
Transformers One proves that someone at Paramount really does have money to burn, since their last successful movie about the ever-changing robots was 2014’s Transformers: Age Of Extinction. The 2017 sequel, Transformers: The Last Knight …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of JOKER: FOLIE À DEUX!
Joker: Folie À Deux – the long-awaited follow-up to 2019’s Joker, again with Joaquin Phoenix (Napoleon) as psychologically-unbalanced lunatic Arthur Fleck, but while the first film took over a billion dollars at the box office, …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THINGS WILL BE DIFFERENT!
Things Will Be Different begins with siblings Joseph (Adam David Thompson) and Sidney (Riley Dandy – Interceptor) meeting up in a cafe for some much-needed nourishment, before hiking to a house after an offscreen situation …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of A DIFFERENT MAN!
A Different Man centres around Edward (Sebastian Stan), an aspiring actor who struggles to learn his lines, and who suffers from neurofibromatosis, a condition in which tumours grow in the body’s nervous system, and are …
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