The Day the Earth Blew Up was released in the US in March 2025, but has taken almost a year to come to the UK for some reason. Still, I’ll put this upfront that it’s …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THE STRANGERS CHAPTER 3!
The Strangers Chapter 3 finally brings this godawful trilogy to a close. We suffered Chapter 1 back in May 2024… Then after endless delays, Chapter 2 was pushed out the door last September, and now, …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of PRIMATE!
Primate is one of those horror films that gives us a burst of gruesomeness at the start, here with the not-so-gentle Ben, after the chimpanzee is adopted by a family, all unaware of the fact …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of SHELTER!
Shelter sees Jason Statham (A Working Man) breaking NEW ground in a movie… because he has a BEARD! For the past 300 years, he’s lived his life like a hermit, in a lighthouse in the …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of IS THIS THING ON?
Is This Thing On? has something I wasn’t expecting for a 2026 Bingo card – the rise to fame of a British stand-up comedian, but made by an American actor/director, as opposed to popping up …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of GOAT!
GOAT… so-called, because the lead, Will Harris (Caleb McLaughlin – The Book of Clarence), is a goat, and he also wants to be the greatest at all time at Roarball, rather a slight mix of …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of SAIPAN!
Saipan shows us that Roy’s definitely not keen when it comes to playing for England as they headed towards the 2002 World Cup in Japan, under manager Mick McCarthy. I haven’t watched a football match …
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Melania – The DVDfever Cinema Review – Melania Trump
Melania… Melania Trump. The documentary that everyone’s talking about, but only in disparaging terms, so since there’s only once way to discover the accuracy of that, here we go… Firstly, while watching four films in …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of Paris Hilton’s INFINITE ICON: A VISUAL MEMOIR!
Infinite Icon: A Visual Memoir is a new two-hour Paris Hilton documentary, split into five chapters and opens with the caption “10 days before concert”… doing what? What’s her talent? Well, given that it’s been …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of SEND HELP!
Send Help centres around Linda Liddle (Rachel McAdams – Are You There, God, It’s Me, Margaret.), the hardest-working person in her office, who was promised to be the next Vice President of the company by …
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