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Jurassic World Rebirth… whatever next… Afterbirth?! First, we go back 17 years to – 2010… yes, it’s ‘now’ 2027, so this is set five years after the last film, Jurassic World Dominion. Over in Ile …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of F1: THE MOVIE in IMAX!
F1… or F1 The Movie, as the film has been later known, so as to make the title stand out a bit more, and not get it confused in a Google search with Formula 1’s …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of HEADS OF STATE on AMAZON PRIME VIDEO!
Heads Of State may take us up in Air Force One, as John Cena‘s (Jackpot!) President goes toe-to-toe with Idris Elba‘s (Sonic The Hedgehog 3) Prime Minister, but everyone taking a busman’s holiday in this …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of CLUELESS 30TH ANNIVERSARY! AS IF!
Clueless is back in cinemas for its 30th Anniversary, and a film I only saw for the first time last year, and that’s when it was on TV, but I’ll come to that later. Since …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THE OLD GUARD 2 on NETFLIX!
The Old Guard 2 is a long-awaited sequel to a rather decent Netflix action film, in which death is no longer the career setback it used to be. Charlize Theron – still hot at nearly …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of M3GAN 2.0
M3GAN 2.0… or just MEGAN 2, whichever floats your boat. After 2023’s first film, This time round, M3GAN creator Gemma (Allison Williams – Get Out) has met a rich guy, Christian (Aristotle Athari, really giving …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of HOT MILK!
Hot Milk is a drama centred around Sofia (Emma Mackey – Barbie), controlled by her domineering mother, Rose (Fiona Shaw – Echo Valley), the latter of whom is ill with mobility issues, which stop her …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of ELIO In 3D!
Elio is a 3D space adventure, but which brings us the age-old trope of fridging the protaganist’s parents. As we join the young lad, voiced by Yonas Kibreab, he lives with his aunt Olga (Zoe …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of SMOKE on APPLE TV+!
Smoke centres around fireman-turned arson investigator Dave Gudsen (Taron Egerton – Carry-On), who changed his job because he’d put himself in danger one too many times. He’s involuntarily partnered with cop Michelle Calderone (Jurnee Smollett, …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of 28 YEARS LATER!
28 Years Later shows that Teletubbies and zombies don’t go together, as the latter interrupt one of the greatest television shows of all time, only surpassed by Peppa Pig. After that, it goes on “28 …
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