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Fifty Shades Darker – It’s back. Just accept it.
This time round, while Christian wrestles with his inner demons, Anastasia must confront the anger and envy of the women who came before her (f’nar! f’nar!)
Along the way, in the trailer, she chances upon another guy who wants a piece of her that says, “Do you want to be kept… or do you want respect?” Well, I don’t bat for the other side, but since Christian Grey is richer than an astronaut… 😀
Fifty Shades of Grey was a terrible movie, but one good thing about Fifty Shades Darker is that it doesn’t feature the word ‘of’, which doesn’t help when it comes to SEO, or Search Engine Optimisation… Oi! Wake up at the back!
The cast features Marcia Gay *Harden* and Eric *Johnson* (double f’nar! f’nar!)
Directed by James Foley (Glengarry Glen Ross and… er… 1987’s Madonna movie, Who’s That Girl?), from a screenplay by Niall Leonard, based on the EL James novel, and also starring Tyler Hoechlin, Rita Ora, Bella Heathcote, Hugh Dancy, Jennifer Ehle, and what’s left of Kim Basinger‘s face, and it looks as terrible as ever.
Fifty Shades Darker is released in UK cinemas on February 10th 2017, but the Blu-ray and DVD last time also featured an ‘extended version’ (more f’nar! f’nar!), so pays your money and takes your choice.
Check out the trailer below and click on the new poster for the full-size image.
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