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Salem’s Lot is a new adaptation of the Stephen King novel, previously made for TV in 1979 and 2004, with this latest one reaching cinemas in the UK, even though in the US, it’s only …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of TERRIFIER 3!
Terrifier 3 is out now in cinemas, which marks the first film in the series to get an initial release that way, given that the first two only recently had a big screen outing for …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of TRANSFORMERS ONE in 3D!
Transformers One proves that someone at Paramount really does have money to burn, since their last successful movie about the ever-changing robots was 2014’s Transformers: Age Of Extinction. The 2017 sequel, Transformers: The Last Knight …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of JOKER: FOLIE À DEUX!
Joker: Folie À Deux – the long-awaited follow-up to 2019’s Joker, again with Joaquin Phoenix (Napoleon) as psychologically-unbalanced lunatic Arthur Fleck, but while the first film took over a billion dollars at the box office, …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THINGS WILL BE DIFFERENT!
Things Will Be Different begins with siblings Joseph (Adam David Thompson) and Sidney (Riley Dandy – Interceptor) meeting up in a cafe for some much-needed nourishment, before hiking to a house after an offscreen situation …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of A DIFFERENT MAN!
A Different Man centres around Edward (Sebastian Stan), an aspiring actor who struggles to learn his lines, and who suffers from neurofibromatosis, a condition in which tumours grow in the body’s nervous system, and are …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of HELLBOY: THE CROOKED MAN!
Hellboy: The Crooked Man opens in 1959, on a train, where our younger hero, played by Jack Kesy (Deadpool 2), is trying to deal with a mahoosive funnel-webbed killer spider, and is told, “Man, it’ll …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of MEGALOPOLIS in IMAX!
Megalopolis is a film I went into mostly blind, although while I had seen the trailer some time ago, it doesn’t really tell you what you’re about to witness. The film is basically set in …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of MY OLD ASS!
My Old Ass: When I first saw someone reference this title, I hadn’t heard of the film, and thought they were referring to the then-forthcoming The Substance, where Demi Moore’s character is too old for …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of THE OUTRUN!
The Outrun is effectively a dramatised biography for novelist and co-screenwriter Amy Liptrot, and her yoyo-ing in and out of alcoholism in real life, such as showing Rona (Saoirse Ronan – See How They Run) …
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