Avatar: Fire And Ash: It’s a fucking waste of time! in fact, with No.2 being about water, and No.3 being about fire, are 4 and 5 about Earth & Wind? When those come, we can …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of ELLA MCCAY!
Ella McCay sees the titular lead as a Lt Governor of the State, played by Emma Mackey (Hot Milk), become the youngest woman in her office to have a shot at going for Governor, given …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S 2 in DOLBY SCREEN!
Five Nights At Freddy’s 2 comes just over two years after the first FNAF movie, with both spawning from the videogame series, which I’ve had a go at briefly, but I can’t say I’m a …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of SILENT NIGHT DEADLY NIGHT!
Silent Night Deadly Night revamps a 1980s horror franchise where, after an encounter on the way home from seeing his Grandad in the nursing home as Christmas is coming up, at the age of 8, …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of LURKER!
Lurker opens with famous pop star Oliver (Archie Madekwe – Saltburn, Gran Turismo) walking into the clothes store where part-time photographer Matthew (Théodore Pellerin, above-right with Madekwe) works, and based on how the latter talks …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of ELEANOR THE GREAT!
Eleanor The Great is the feature-length directorial debut of Scarlett Johansson, and feels an odd title for a film that’s not great, but is very good, yet simply, Eleanor would’ve sufficed. However, with that, it …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of ETERNITY!
Eternity is where we might seemingly go once we shuffle off this mortal coil, starting with Larry (Barry Primus) carking it due to an errant pretzel at a ‘gender reveal’ party (Oh, pur-lease! Was it …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of ZOOTOPIA 2 in 3D (aka ZOOTROPOLIS 2)
Zootopia 2 – aka Zootropolis 2 – presents us with bunny & fox duo Judy Hopps (Ginnifer Goodwin) and Nick Wilde (Jason Bateman – Black Rabbit) as cops, which an early recap from 2016’s first …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of BLUE MOON!
Blue Moon is set in 1943 and centres around Lorenz Hart (Ethan Hawke – Black Phone 2), then-collaborator with Richard Rodgers (Andrew Scott – Ripley), with Hart’s lyrics and Rodgers’ audio, for famous musicals such …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of PILLION!
Pillion is When Harry Met Alex, or rather, Colin (Harry Melling – The Devil All the Time) meeting Ray (Alexander Skarsgård – Murderbot), and soon finding out who’s Cock of the walk! By night, Colin’s …
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