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A Complete Unknown tells the story of the 4-to-5-year period after Bob Dylan (Timothée Chalamet – Wonka) arrives in New York in 1961, using this moniker as opposed to his birth name, Robert Zimmerman, and …
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Category: Cinema films
My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of WILLIAM TELL (2025)!
William Tell starts with the titular character, played by Claes Bang (Dracula), being told by the evil Viceroy Gessler (Connor Swindells – Scoop) to shoot an arrow into an apple, which has been placed on …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of WOLF MAN!
Wolf Man proves that… if you go down in the woods, today… you’re a dumbass. Harking back to 1995, a passage of text appears too quickly to take in about how the titular lupine was …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of MUFASA: THE LION KING!
Mufasa: The Lion King is here, because Disney are desperate for a hit. Wish flopped, and Snow White is going to bomb big-time in March, since Snow White was a woman “whose skin was as …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of NOSFERATU!
Nosferatu opens with Ellen Hutter (Lily-Rose Depp) inadvertently waking up local oddity Count Orlok (Bill Skarsgård – The Crow (2024)), not directly, but simply complaining about being lonely, which he picks up from a distance …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of BABYGIRL!
Babygirl opens with the sound of moaning… No, it’s not Nicole Kidman – as Roma – doing the do, but me complaining about yet another cinema movie being shot in 2.00:1, the aspect ratio that …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of A REAL PAIN!
A Real Pain is a comedy/drama which has taken almost a year to reach UK cinemas since it first premiered at the Sundance Film Festival in 2024. The two leads – Benji (Kieran Culkin – …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of MARIA!
# Mariaaaaaa! I just watched a film called Mariaaaaaa! # This new movie goes into the final week of the life of Opera sensation Maria Callas, before she passed away on September 16th 1977, at …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of BETTER MAN!
Better Man shows us Robbie Williams as he sees himself, a CGI monkey, because he never felt like he’d fully evolved. The film starts off in 1982, singing along to Frank Sinatra on the TV …
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My BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW of SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 3!
Sonic The Hedgehog 3 is, as the title would suggest, a tertiary trip to Green Hills, in a movie franchise which has bucked the trend for most videogames-turned-big-screen-experiences, taking far more than its Christmas competitor, …
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